DUTCH, GI-MAP, and Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis functional lab test kits

Fatigued. Bloated. Zero drive.

And your labs came back

“normal.”

Conventional labs look for disease. We look for what causes it.

DUTCH, GI-MAP, and Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis functional lab test kits

Fatigued. Bloated. Zero drive.

And your labs came back

“normal.”

Conventional labs look for disease. We look for what causes it.

DUTCH, GI-MAP, and Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis functional lab test kits

Fatigued. Bloated. Zero drive.

And your labs came back

“normal.”

Conventional labs look for disease. We look for what causes it.

CONVENTIONAL MEDICINE VS. FUNCTIONAL MEDICINE

CONVENTIONAL MEDICINE VS. FUNCTIONAL MEDICINE

Same symptoms.

Same symptoms.

Same symptoms.

Two

Two

Two

very different

very different

very different

investigations.

investigations.

investigations.

WHAT HAPPENS

WHAT HAPPENS

Functional medicine

Functional medicine

Conventional visit

Conventional visit

Time spent with you

Time spent with you

60 to 90 min

60 to 90 min

each visit

7 to 15 min

7 to 15 min

Markers reviewed

Markers reviewed

150+

150+

About 20

About 20

Testing used

Testing used

Gut, hormone and mineral panels

Gut, hormone and minerals

Standard blood panel

Standard blood panel

The goal

Investigate underlying patterns

Evaluate within the standard medical model

Gut infections, microbiome and digestion tested

Gut infections, candida, parasites, and every digestive marker tested

Hormones tested on the right cycle day, with detox pathways mapped

Hormones tested on the right cycle day, along with cortisol, B-vitamins, and neurotransmitters

Minerals and heavy metals assessed

Minerals and heavy metals assessed

Food, herbs and targeted supplements used

Food, herbs and targeted supplements used

Sleep, stress and nervous system addressed

Sleep, stress and nervous system addressed

Primary intervention

Primary intervention

Food, minerals, herbs, lifestyle

Food, minerals, herbs, lifestyle

Prescription

Prescription

When your labs read ‘normal’

When your labs read ‘normal’

We keep looking

We keep looking

You’re told you’re fine

You’re told you’re fine

You shouldn’t have to wait for your symptoms to become a diagnosis before you investigate them.

You shouldn’t have to wait for your symptoms to become a diagnosis before you investigate them.

You shouldn’t have to wait for your symptoms to become a diagnosis before you investigate them.

THREE SYSTEMS. ONE COMPLETE PICTURE.

THREE SYSTEMS. ONE COMPLETE PICTURE.

Three functional labs.

Three functional labs.

Three functional labs.

One

One

One

personalized

personalized

personalized

plan.

plan.

plan.

These panels examine hormones, gut health, and mineral balance together. Not one system at a time, and not one moment in time. That’s how patterns show up that no single test can see on its own.

Mineral deficiencies weaken your gut.

Your gut recycles your hormones.

That’s why I test them all together.

HTMA hair tissue mineral analysis test kit

MINERALS + METABOLISM

HTMA

HTMA

HTMA

Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis

WHAT IT LOOKS AT

36 elements from a small hair sample: nutritional minerals, toxic metals including lead, mercury, arsenic, cadmium and aluminum, plus the ratios between them.

36 elements from a small hair sample: nutritional minerals, toxic metals including lead, mercury, arsenic, cadmium and aluminum, plus the ratios between them.

36 elements from one small sample of head or pubic hair, including nutritional minerals, heavy metals, and the ratios between them.

WHY IT’S DIFFERENT

Blood holds minerals in a tight range by pulling them from tissue when it has to, so a blood test can read normal while your tissues are running empty. Hair reflects what’s actually stored, across two to three months. And the ratios matter more than the values. An imbalanced sodium to potassium ratio can flag a stress pattern while both minerals sit inside range individually.

Blood holds minerals in a tight range by pulling them from tissue when it has to, so a blood test can read normal while your tissues are running empty. Hair reflects what’s actually stored, across two to three months. And the ratios matter more than the values. An imbalanced sodium to potassium ratio can flag a stress pattern while both minerals sit inside range individually.

Blood takes a snapshot of minerals in that moment. Hair reflects what’s stored over the past three months.

WHAT IT MAY HELP EXPLAIN

Fatigue and burnout

Hair thinning

Anxiety and stress intolerance

Poor sleep

Muscle cramps or tension

Blood sugar swings

Heavy metal burden

Poor detox capacity

Low resilience

GI-MAP at-home stool analysis test kit

GUT + DIGESTION

GI-MAP

GI-MAP

GI-MAP

DNA Stool Analysis

WHAT IT LOOKS AT

Over 60 targets from a single stool sample using qPCR DNA technology. Pathogens, parasites, H. pylori and its virulence factors, opportunistic overgrowth, fungi and yeast, beneficial flora, plus direct markers of digestion, inflammation and gut barrier integrity.

Over 60 targets from a single stool sample using qPCR DNA technology. Pathogens, parasites, H. pylori and its virulence factors, opportunistic overgrowth, fungi and yeast, beneficial flora, plus direct markers of digestion, inflammation and gut barrier integrity.

Over 60 gut markers from a single stool sample, including candida, parasites, bacterial infections, gluten sensitivity, leaky gut, and much more.

WHY IT’S DIFFERENT

A conventional stool test is looking for a handful of acute pathogens, and it’s usually only ordered if you’re actively sick. This maps the whole terrain, including what’s quietly there and shaping how you feel every day. It also measures whether you’re actually breaking food down. Pancreatic elastase, steatocrit and secretory IgA tell us about digestive capacity, not just what’s living there.

A conventional stool test is looking for a handful of acute pathogens, and it’s usually only ordered if you’re actively sick. This maps the whole terrain, including what’s quietly there and shaping how you feel every day. It also measures whether you’re actually breaking food down. Pancreatic elastase, steatocrit and secretory IgA tell us about digestive capacity, not just what’s living there.

A conventional stool test looks for a few acute infections. This one maps the whole terrain.

WHAT IT MAY HELP EXPLAIN

Bloating and gas

Food sensitivities

Constipation or loose stools

Acne or skin flares

Low stomach acid

Acid Reflux and IBS

Yeast or candida overgrowth

Poor nutrient absorption

Gut inflammation

Low immune resilience

DUTCH at-home dried urine hormone test kit

HORMONES + STRESS

DUTCH

DUTCH

DUTCH

Dried Urine Hormone Test

WHAT IT LOOKS AT

35 hormones and their metabolites, collected four to five times across a single day. Estrogen and its detox pathways, progesterone, testosterone, DHEA-S, free and metabolized cortisol, melatonin, oxidative stress, plus organic acid markers for B6, B12 and neurotransmitters.

35 hormones and their metabolites, collected four to five times across a single day. Estrogen and its detox pathways, progesterone, testosterone, DHEA-S, free and metabolized cortisol, melatonin, oxidative stress, plus organic acid markers for B6, B12 and neurotransmitters.

35 hormones and their metabolites, including all sex hormones, stress hormones like cortisol, and how every hormone in your body interacts together.

WHY IT’S DIFFERENT

A blood draw gives you one hormone at one moment, usually whenever the appointment happened to be. This shows your full cortisol curve across the day, and it shows where hormones go after your body makes them. Two people can produce identical estrogen and clear it down completely different pathways, with completely different consequences. Timed to the cycle, not to the schedule.

A blood draw gives you one hormone at one moment, usually whenever the appointment happened to be. This shows your full cortisol curve across the day, and it shows where hormones go after your body makes them. Two people can produce identical estrogen and clear it down completely different pathways, with completely different consequences. Timed to the cycle, not to the schedule.

A blood draw is one hormone at one moment. This is the full day, and where the hormones go afterward.

A blood draw is one hormone at one moment. This is the full day, and where the hormones go afterward.

WHAT IT MAY HELP EXPLAIN

PMS or painful cycles

Low libido

Anxiety or mood swings

Burnout patterns

Chronic fatigue

Hot flashes or night sweats

Poor sleep

Estrogen dominance signs

Low progesterone signs

Hormone detox issues

These tests are generally not covered by insurance. Insurance covers what’s standard. This isn’t standard.

These tests are generally not covered by insurance.

Insurance covers what’s standard. This well beyond standard.

Michael Angel meditating outdoors

This isn’t a protocol you found online. It’s built from your labs.

Michael Angel, FDN-P

“I’ve never built the same protocol twice. Not once. Two people can come to me with identical symptoms and leave with completely different plans, because the labs never say the same thing.”

“I’ve never built the same protocol twice. Not once. Two people can come to me with identical symptoms and leave with completely different plans, because the labs never say the same thing.”

“I’ve never built the same protocol twice.Two people can come to me with identical symptoms and leave with completely different plans, because every body is different.

Michael Angel, FDN-P

FROM APPLICATION TO ANSWERS

Here’s exactly how this works.

Here’s exactly how this works.

Here’s exactly How this works.

Five steps. About two hours of your time, spread across a few weeks.

Five steps. About two hours of your time, spread across a few weeks.

01 · APPLY

01 · APPLY

5 minutes

5 minutes

Tell me what’s going on

Tell me what’s going on

Tell me what’s going on

Your symptoms, your history, what you’ve already tried, and what you’re actually hoping to change.

Your symptoms, your history, what you’ve already tried, and what you’re actually hoping to change.

Your symptoms, your history, what you’ve already tried, and what you’re actually hoping to change.

02 · DISCOVERY CALL

02 · DISCOVERY CALL

20 minutes

20 minutes

Find the right fit

Find the right fit

Find the right fit

We talk through your situation, which panels make sense, the timeline, and pricing. No pressure either way.

We talk through your situation, which panels make sense, the timeline, and pricing. No pressure either way.

We talk through your situation, which panels make sense, the timeline, and pricing. No pressure either way.

03 · AT-HOME LABS

03 · AT-HOME LABS

2 to 3 weeks for results

2 to 3 weeks for results

Collect your samples at home

Collect your samples at home

Collect your samples at home

Your kits ship to you with clear instructions. No clinics, no waiting rooms, no blood draws. You collect on your own schedule and mail them back.

Your kits ship to you with clear instructions. No clinics, no waiting rooms, no blood draws. You collect on your own schedule and mail them back.

Your kits ship to you with clear instructions. No clinics, no waiting rooms, no blood draws. You collect on your own schedule and mail them back.

04 · RESULTS SESSION

04 · RESULTS SESSION

90 minutes

90 minutes

See what your labs actually say

See what your labs actually say

See what your labs actually say

We go through every finding together. What’s driving what, what matters most, what we address first, and why. You leave with a plan built from your results, not a template.

We go through every finding together. What’s driving what, what matters most, what we address first, and why. You leave with a plan built from your results, not a template.

We go through every finding together. What’s driving what, what matters most, what we address first, and why. You leave with a plan built from your results, not a template.

05 · FOLLOW-UP

05 · FOLLOW-UP

ongoing, at your pace

ongoing, at your pace

Adjust as your body responds

Adjust as your body responds

Adjust as your body responds

Protocols aren’t static. We track what’s working, retest when it makes sense, and adapt as things change.

Protocols aren’t static. We track what’s working, retest when it makes sense, and adapt as things change.

Protocols aren’t static. We track what’s working, retest when it makes sense, and adapt as things change.

APPLY FOR A PERSONALIZED PACKAGE →

Michael in a hospital wheelchair during a severe period of illness
The Search
Hospitalized, still searching for answers.

My Story

I built this process because I lived this problem.

I lived through mold toxicity I did not recognize, chronic cystic acne and rashes, hormonal imbalances, digestive issues, recurring sinus infections, and profound fatigue.

After years of prescriptions that treated each symptom separately, functional testing finally connected my gut, hormones, minerals, environment, nutrition, and lifestyle. That experience shaped how I work today: test with purpose, connect the patterns, personalize the plan, and support the process.

Functional medicine gave me the larger picture I had been searching for, and the information to make more targeted decisions around my own body.

I built this approach to offer others the connected, thoughtful care I spent years searching for.

Client Results

Real clients. Real root-cause clarity.

Different symptoms. Different findings. One shared shift: replacing guesswork with a plan that makes sense.

Client Experiences

Proof that the right data changes the conversation.

Proof that the right data changes the conversation.

Real experiences from clients who moved from confusion to clarity.

“After nearly 20 years of self-treating psoriasis with little improvement, I became symptom-free within seven months. Michael treated the whole person, not just the symptoms.”

Marcus McDonough

THE INVESTMENT

THE INVESTMENT

Personalized care, matched to your needs.

Personalized care, matched to your needs.

Personalized care, matched to your needs.

Programs generally range from $400 to $2,000, depending on the testing, complexity, and level of ongoing support included.

Programs generally range from $400 to $2,000, depending on the testing, complexity, and level of ongoing support included.

Programs generally range from $400 to $2,000, depending on the testing, complexity, and level of ongoing support included.

$400–$2,000

$400–$2,000

$400–$2,000

FACTOR 01

Testing scope

Testing scope

Testing scope

Your package reflects the functional testing and clinical review included.

Your package reflects the functional testing and clinical review included.

Your package reflects the functional testing and clinical review included.

FACTOR 02

Protocol depth

Protocol depth

Protocol depth

Your symptoms, history, findings, and goals shape the depth of your recommendations.

Your symptoms, history, findings, and goals shape the depth of your recommendations.

Your symptoms, history, findings, and goals shape the depth of your recommendations.

FACTOR 03

Support level

Support level

Support level

Follow-up frequency and the length of coaching determine the support level.

Follow-up frequency and the length of coaching determine the support level.

Follow-up frequency and the length of coaching determine the support level.

Your application and discovery call help determine the package that best fits your goals. You’ll see the testing, support, and full investment before deciding to move forward.

Your application and discovery call help determine the package that best fits your goals. You’ll see the testing, support, and full investment before deciding to move forward.

Your application and discovery call help determine the package that best fits your goals. You’ll see the testing, support, and full investment before deciding to move forward.

Common Questions

Questions, answered.

How do I know which package is right for me?

What is the Functional Testing Trifecta?

Are the labs completed at home?

How much does it cost?

What happens after I apply?

Can I work with you remotely?

What support is included?

Is this medical care?

Michael Angel silhouetted at sunset

Three systems. One connected picture. A plan built around you.

Three systems. One connected picture. A plan built around you.

Three systems. One connected picture. A plan built around you.

READY TO LOOK DEEPER?

Your symptoms tell a story. Let’s understand yours.

Your symptoms tell a story. Let’s understand yours.

Your symptoms tell a story. Let’s understand yours.

Share what you’ve been experiencing, what you’ve tried, and what you want to change. I’ll help you determine the most appropriate path forward.

Share what you’ve been experiencing, what you’ve tried, and what you want to change. I’ll help you determine the most appropriate path forward.

A short application is the first step. There is no obligation to enroll.